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- 4th
- 11:19 pm
I've started my new job at Wal-Mart. (hyphen, who knew?)
- 1 comment
- 10th
- 12:52 am
I swore, SWORE I was going to get caught up on fandomish things today...
- 1 comment
- 11th
- 01:44 am
What the Christ. Childfree for me.
- 11 comments
- 15th
- 11:07 am
Google won't search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don't find Chuck Norris, he finds you.
- 2 comments
- 17th
- 12:42 am
Chuck Norris knows the last digit of pi.
09:42 pmLittle Miss Muffet sat on her tuffet, until Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked her into a glacier.
- 4 comments
- 20th
- 10:23 am
I wonder if Chuck Norris has a drink named after him yet.
- 2 comments
- 23rd
- 02:51 am
Chuck Norris never has to wax his skis because they're always slick with blood.
- 25th
- 12:39 am
Guns don't kill people. Chuck Norris kills people.
- 29th
- 02:54 pm
My internet connection works!
11:30 pmI'm listening to "Love is a Battlefield" and I don't know why.
- 2 comments
- 30th
- 03:51 pm
Dude.
11:23 pmOh, you HP fen.
- 2 comments
- 31st
- 10:00 pm
If at first you don't succeed, you're not Chuck Norris.
- 4 comments
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