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4th
23:19

I've started my new job at Wal-Mart. (hyphen, who knew?)

- 1 comment

10th
00:52

I swore, SWORE I was going to get caught up on fandomish things today...

- 1 comment

11th
01:44

What the Christ. Childfree for me.

- 11 comments

15th
11:07

Google won't search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don't find Chuck Norris, he finds you.

- 2 comments

17th
00:42

Chuck Norris knows the last digit of pi.



21:42

Little Miss Muffet sat on her tuffet, until Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked her into a glacier.

- 4 comments

20th
10:23

I wonder if Chuck Norris has a drink named after him yet.

- 2 comments

23rd
02:51

Chuck Norris never has to wax his skis because they're always slick with blood.



25th
00:39

Guns don't kill people. Chuck Norris kills people.



29th
14:54

My internet connection works!



23:30

I'm listening to "Love is a Battlefield" and I don't know why.

- 2 comments

30th
15:51

Dude.



23:23

Oh, you HP fen.

- 2 comments

31st
22:00

If at first you don't succeed, you're not Chuck Norris.

- 4 comments