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So I finally saw the ep of Gilmore Girls where Luke and Lorelie discuss RotS. Bwahaha. "He's four feet up a little slope! And that wipes out all the other guy's powers? The fly, jump around, move things with his brain, use the little flashlight thingy?"
A good point. High ground, bah. And this is rather old now, but it reminded me of the abridged script.
EWAN MCGREGOR
It's over, Hayden. I've got the high
ground, just like Darth Maul did in
Episode 1 right before I killed him
successfully. Ignoring that, if you
jump over to me, I will cut your
shit off.
HAYDEN CHRISTENSEN
You underestimate my power to
decide not to jump to the low ground
in front of you where I will be able
to safely continue duelling, but to
instead try to jump all the way over
you and get my shit cut off!
He JUMPS and gets his SHIT cut RIGHT THE FUCK OFF.
Hey, has the abridged script been edited? I swear I remember a line after Anakin gets burned where the audience goes, "Holy God, what is this movie rated?" but it doesn't seem to be there now.
Isn't it strange that community service is done by those who've been very good and those who've been very bad, but rarely people in between? When I was at Arizona State I had to do community service for my scholarship and I was always hooked up with the kids who were on probation.
A good point. High ground, bah. And this is rather old now, but it reminded me of the abridged script.
EWAN MCGREGOR
It's over, Hayden. I've got the high
ground, just like Darth Maul did in
Episode 1 right before I killed him
successfully. Ignoring that, if you
jump over to me, I will cut your
shit off.
HAYDEN CHRISTENSEN
You underestimate my power to
decide not to jump to the low ground
in front of you where I will be able
to safely continue duelling, but to
instead try to jump all the way over
you and get my shit cut off!
He JUMPS and gets his SHIT cut RIGHT THE FUCK OFF.
Hey, has the abridged script been edited? I swear I remember a line after Anakin gets burned where the audience goes, "Holy God, what is this movie rated?" but it doesn't seem to be there now.
Isn't it strange that community service is done by those who've been very good and those who've been very bad, but rarely people in between? When I was at Arizona State I had to do community service for my scholarship and I was always hooked up with the kids who were on probation.
